Dwight Babcock (Joe Balding) recommends "the better boys' schools" to Mame (Carol Ault) and a dubious Patrick (William Morosko): "First on my list is the Buckley School, which is known to be splendid."
Lindsay Woolsey (Jason Morosko) courting Mame (Carol Ault), describes his virtues: "You've admitted yourself that I'm reasonably attractive."
Mame assures Babcock that the nude "fish families" activity at Patrick's progressive school is a "healthful, broadening pursuit" as Lindsay Woolsey looks on. L. to R. Jason Morosko, Carol Ault, Joe Balding, William Morosko.
Mame (Carol Ault) begs permission to keep Patrick (William Morosko) with her, but Dwight Babcock (Joe Balding) declares, "You're no more fit to raise a child than Jezebel!"
Mame (Carol Ault) tries her hand at serious drama at the Schubert Theatre with best friend actress Vera Charles (Linda Watkins) and a befuddled "Reginald" (Joe Balding).
Georgia oil tycoon Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside (Brittan Posey) attempts to pacify Macy's Store Manager Loomis (Terrence J. Smith) who is appalled that Mame (Carol Ault) cannot properly fill out a cash receipt.
The Burnside Clan reacts with shock to the news that "Beau and his lady friend have a child with'em." L. to R. Joe Balding, Terrence J. Smith, Fae Maffin, Doug Bentley, and Hannah Sickles.
Dwight Babcock Beau makes introductions: "Mother, may I present Miss Mame Dennis." L. to R. Cousin Fan (Hannah Sickles), Sally Cato MacDougal (Ronni Smith), Mother Burnside (Sylvia Abbott), Mame (Carol Ault), and Beau (Brittan Posey).
When Sally Cato (Ronni Smith) announces that Mame (Carol Ault) will ride side-saddle in tomorrow's fox hunt, Beau (Brittan Posey) protests, "I won't allow it! It's too dangerous."
Before the fox hunt, Sally Cato tells Beau she has a "special" horse for Mame. L. to R. Doug Bentley, Brittan Posey, and Ronni Smith.
Emory MacDougal (Sean Wendelken), Patrick (Ethan Cooper), and the groom (Ezra Thobaben) watch the fox hunt in progress. Auntie Mame is still clinging to "Lightnin' Rod" a notoriously dangerous horse: "Cleared the first hedge-row and not a broken leg yit!"
Vera Charles (Linda Watkins) encourages the widowed Mame (Carol Ault) to try writing her memoirs.
Brian O'Bannion (Ezra Thobaben), an Irish poet hired to "collaborate" with Mame on her memoirs, assures her: "I feel that you and I can create something beautiful!"
Brian O'Bannion (Ezra Thobaben), an Irish poet hired to "collaborate" with Mame on her memoirs, gloats over Samuel Goldwyn's interest in the book as secretary Agnes Gooch (Fae Maffin) looks on adoringly.